Opting for sly deadpan rather than an outright bellylaugh, famous humorists often take deadly aim at stuffed shirts, crooked politicians, and the social picadillos of just about everybody -- including themselves.
If the soul of wit is brevity (as Shakespeare once put it) then readers can often count on
skilled writers to tell the truth in the fastest possible time.
And we quote:
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." - Dorothy Parker
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." -
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.” - P.G. Wodehouse
"“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.” - Fran Lebowitz
"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony." -
"Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness." -
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