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Busted!

Aren't you supposed to be taking out the trash or something?

Or researching that biology project about the mating habits of the male African dwarf frog? We thought so.

Fine, then.

Waste your time in mindless surfing of which your parents and other important authority figures in your home or community would not approve.

That homework isn't going to do it itself, you know...

How to Dance Properly - A lesson on the dangers of caffeine. Try this at home, but never, EVER in public or anywhere near a hospital for the mentally disturbed. With more tips at How to Act Convincingly.

Eugene Mirman - The musical stylings of "The Marvelous Crooning Child." Somewhat touching, and always disturbing.

The Dialectizer - Sereeuoosly. Translate your favorite Web site into perfect Pig Latin, cockney, Elmer Fudd, moron, redneck, or Swedish Chef.

Eric Conveys an Emotion - Oh, the humanity! And a complete waste of bandwidth as our hero takes requests from visitors.

Gizzoogle - More translation wizardry like you'll see here. Yo.

Web Junk 20 - Fresh from the barrel, with the funniest and/or most gross Web atrocities delivered every week - right to your desktop. Yeah, we're talkin' real trash.

Yodel Till You Get Polyps - Pump up the volume.

Alien Abduction Insurance - Pick your nose, wave a frozen chicken over your head, or just speak French (aliens don't parle vous) and other tips for avoiding those painful probes ...

Pavarotti Loves Elephants - Music appreciation...it ain't over til the fat tenor sings.

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